Khamis, 19 Oktober 2017

Basic rules for politics in Malaysia

1. If the courts declare Pakatan wins, justice is served. If Pakatan loses then the judges are corrupted and under BN control.

2. If BN head of state buys under-value bungalow from people who did business with the state, he is corrupted and deserves to go to jail. If a Pakatan head of state buys under-value bungalow from people who did business with the state, it is selective prosecution.

3. If a BN state EXCO is alleged to be corrupted, he must immediately resign. If a Pakatan EXCO is alleged to be corrupted, he need no resign.

4. If a BN Leader mentions your ethnic origins or if a minor UMNO member says you should balik where you come from, then BN is racist to the core. If the Pakatan Chairman calls your ethnic group as pirates and ask you to balik where you come from, it is okay.

5. Only BN must show their political funding but Pakatan need not show theirs.

6. If BN alleges that Kit Siang will control the PM since they have the largest number of parliament seats then BN is racist. If a DAP leader publicly tells the nation asking people to use Melayu to screw Melayu in order to watch the best show of a lifetime, it is not racist.

7. If the construction of a BN hospital project worth RM150mil misses deadline for 2 years then BN is corrupted. if the RM305mil reports for a Pakatan project that cost RM6.34 billion is continuously late over years and the project has missed the deadline to start construction for 3 1/2 years, Pakatan is not corrupted and the public cannot ask about this project.

8. If a BN leader refuses a Pakatan challenge for debate, this means BN has something to hide or are cowards. If Pakatan leaders refuses a BN challenge for debate, it is because the challenger is a nobody.

9. The DAP CEC is the ultimate authority in determining the innocence of politicians accused of corruption and abuse of power - not the courts or MACC.

10. If Pakatan state govts gives money to the people then this is considered prihatin rakyat. If BN govts gives money to the people then this is dedak.

11. If Pakatan states gives record money to state Islamic bodies, then this is considered defending Islam. If BN gives more money to JAKIM then this is considered promoting extremism.

12. If a Pakatan state govt collects hotel tax (which they call bed tax) then this is okay as it is to promote tourism. If BN Govt collects hotel tax then this is considered that BN govt is bankrupt even though it is also to promote tourism.

13. If a person attacks BN online then he or she is considered a hero even though they spam with nonsense and lies. If a person attacks Pakatan based on proper verifiable facts then he is a pemakan dedak or cybertrooper.

14. Mahathir is absolutely corrupt, ultimate racist and is destroyer of Malaysia when he is in BN but if Mahathir is in Pakatan, he is absolutely clean and the savior of Malaysia.

15. If BN sells state assets using direct negotiation without tender, then this is corruption. If Pakatan sells state assets using direct negotiation without tender, then this is a strategic decision and nothing wrong.

16. If a leader leaves BN for Pakatan, he is not a disgruntled person, has repented and his sins are fully washed. If a leader leaves Pakatan then he has been bought or is disgruntled.

17. If a minor BN leader or even a civil servant said something inappropriate, this is considered as Najib said it and also considered as the official stand of the entire BN. If a Pakatan leader said something wrong, this is considered his personal opinion and not the party's. Or his account was hacked or he was misquoted.

LSS.